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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
Sardar Was Asked To Explain In English ?
"Dukh Hamesha sath Rehta Hai Magr Khushi Aati Jati Rehti Hai"
Sardar:
My Wife Is With Me but Her sister Comes & Goes!
"Dukh Hamesha sath Rehta Hai Magr Khushi Aati Jati Rehti Hai"
Sardar:
My Wife Is With Me but Her sister Comes & Goes!
Frnd 2 Sardar:
Sardar Ji Kya Bat Hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa Rahi Hain
Sardar Ji: Fakhar Se!
Yara Aaj Ham Apni Baji ka Mobile Lay Aaya Hai:)=P
Sardar Ji Kya Bat Hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa Rahi Hain
Sardar Ji: Fakhar Se!
Yara Aaj Ham Apni Baji ka Mobile Lay Aaya Hai:)=P
Teacher to SANTA
Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya?
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Deadly Answr Given By
SANTA-Sir Qki
Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.
Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya?
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Deadly Answr Given By
SANTA-Sir Qki
Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.
Sardar:
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda
Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?
Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda
Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?
Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.
wapking: : Srdar Drakht k uper ulta latka hua tha.
Wife: Tum drakht pr Q latke ho?
Srdar: Sir dard ki goli khaai thi,
kahin pait me na chali jaye...
Wife: Tum drakht pr Q latke ho?
Srdar: Sir dard ki goli khaai thi,
kahin pait me na chali jaye...
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
Sardar joins army, given AK 47.
Hes puzzld.
Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
Hes puzzld.
Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
Sardar Apni Girl friend Ko I Love You Kehta hai or gir jata ha
I love you kehta ha orr phir girr jata ha. Girl :yeh Kia kar rahe ho ?
Sardar: Oye I'm falling in Love :) Haha
I love you kehta ha orr phir girr jata ha. Girl :yeh Kia kar rahe ho ?
Sardar: Oye I'm falling in Love :) Haha
Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party
Hi i'm Sardar,
This is my sardarni
He is My Kid
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This Is My Kidney
Hi i'm Sardar,
This is my sardarni
He is My Kid
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This Is My Kidney
a thief jumped in2 a sardar's house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
Teacher to Sardar:'Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."
Sardar:'If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.
Sardar:'If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .
1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.
1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!
1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.
1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!
SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY APNI WIFE K UPER LETA HUA THA'
EK STATIOON PY TRAIN RUKI'
EK ADMI NY KHIRKI SY MUN ANDR KR K POCHA SARDAR G JGA HA;
SADR,PAGAL DIYA PUTRA TENU NIE DESDA BANDAY TY BANDA CHARYA JGA KITHOO HOI.
EK STATIOON PY TRAIN RUKI'
EK ADMI NY KHIRKI SY MUN ANDR KR K POCHA SARDAR G JGA HA;
SADR,PAGAL DIYA PUTRA TENU NIE DESDA BANDAY TY BANDA CHARYA JGA KITHOO HOI.
1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui
Dusri sardarni: Phir ?
1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar di
aaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.
Dusri sardarni: Phir ?
1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar di
aaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.
1 sardar bus main betha
us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia
sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"
us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia
sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"
SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi
Sardar 250 afraad le k pohncha,
Larki ka baap: Tum ne tou kha tha k 50 bandey honge?
Sardar: bande 50 e ne, baqi saarey chawal ney.
Sardar 250 afraad le k pohncha,
Larki ka baap: Tum ne tou kha tha k 50 bandey honge?
Sardar: bande 50 e ne, baqi saarey chawal ney.
Sardar Manmohan Singh's
Next Election Agenda:
1) Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2) Bolo Tara Rara Will Be The National Song.
3) 11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.
Next Election Agenda:
1) Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2) Bolo Tara Rara Will Be The National Song.
3) 11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.
Boss: Ek Acha Mirror Leke Aao Jisme Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De.
Sardar: Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sab me Mera Hi Chehra Dikha.
Apka Chehra Dikhne wala Nhi Mila.
Sardar: Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sab me Mera Hi Chehra Dikha.
Apka Chehra Dikhne wala Nhi Mila.
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